Nestle Toll House Cookie Attack

We were so naughty last night. We made chocolate chip cookies! I must've had like ten of them. No, we didn't make it from scratch. We bought one of those pre-made rolls of nestle toll house cookies. Steve baked 'em up while I fell asleep. When I awoke, there was a plate of cookies on my stomach and a tall glass of low-fat milk shoved in my face. I had several cookies before I went back to sleep then I woke up again before midnight and the rest of the cookies disappeared. I was half asleep and the cookies were making me so thirsty but I fell completely asleep and never got to drink anything.